Hit a tough spot on revisions...procrastinating with a filk..."Help me, Aradia"

[sabrinamari]

Sung to a familiar tune...

Let me tell you the story of a Priestess one night
Preparing the passage of a young Neophyte
The altar was broken, the bath had grown cold
the handmaid was sobbing, the script was AWOL

Help me, help me, Aradia
help me, help me, Hecate Freya
Who set this altar? Where is the Priest?
If we don't start this ritual, all Hel will unleash.

The young man stepped over and tripped where he tread
Collapsed on the Priestess and busted his head
The cakes flew all over, the tools fell like rain
The Priest whispered softly,"this rite's down the drain."

Help me, help me, Aradia
help me, help me, Hecate Freya
Who set this altar? Where is the Priest?
If we don't start this ritual, all Hel will unleash.

Comments

[roy-batty.livejournal.com]

Which tune?

Either "Home Again" or "Beverly Hillbillies" work well here.

[sabrinamari.livejournal.com]

I used "Home Again". I didn't think of the Beverly Hillbillies theme.

[roy-batty.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I didn't properly set-up the joke. Basically, it revolves around the fact that HA *can* be sung quite satisfactorily to the music from BH, but of course one should never do that.

[sabrinamari.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, I must do so *immediately!* (smiling fiendishly)

[cudubh.livejournal.com]

LOUD ROARING LAUGH!

[oaktavia.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!!!

WAY too funny!!!!!!

(and reminded me of one or two times - wink wink)