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From my Dad's last encounter with door-to-door Mormon missionaries:

Missionary: "Did you know that Christ ministered to the Indians before Columbus came to the New World?"

Dad: "Do you mean to tell me that the Lord had a massive crop failure? Because there was a severe lack of Christian Indians when the Spanish showed up".
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Telling me the story of his first encounter with a boomerang in Australia, my dad explained how he was the only one in his group to even get close to the target. After years of working with rifles, he knew how to adjust his aim. "I was the only one that got close. The rest of them couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a banjo".

Laughing...gods, I've really missed him!

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