Today's happy quote

[sabrinamari]

"We're all on death's doorstep, repeatedly ringing the bell, like maniacal Girl Scouts intent on making quota."


Anya, "Touched", Buffy the Vampire Slayer from:

"The Quotable Slayer: The Last Word on Life, Love and Lingo in the Buffy-Verse"

Comments

[methastra.livejournal.com]

Glad you're putting it to good use!

Btw, I never lend books, only give them. So enjoy!

- Brian

[sabrinamari.livejournal.com]

Thank you. It makes me happy.

[onyxtwilight.livejournal.com]

Yay, Buffy quotes!

"The bird's dead, Dru. You left it in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one." -- Spike

"Now, this may sting a little just at first. But don't worry, that'll go away once the searing pain kicks in." -- Ethan

"So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity.' And you know, the monkey's just, 'I mock you with my monkey pants!' And then there's a big coup in the zoo." -- Oz

"I have all these thoughts, and I'm pretty sure they all contradict each other." -- Cordelia

"It's weird, though. In his way, I feel like he's still watching me."
"Well, in a way he sort of is...in the way of that he's right over there." -- Buffy and Willow

"Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of a fuddy duddy?"
"Nobody ever seems to tell me anything else."
"Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of a sexy fuddy duddy?"
"No, actually, that part usually gets left out. I can't imagine why." -- Jenny and Giles

"I'm not ashamed. It's the computer age. Nerds are in. They're still in, right?" -- Willow

"Needs should definitely be met, as long as it doesn't require ointments the next day." -- Xander

"I'm fine. I mean, I'm not running around, wind in my hair, the hills are alive with the sound of music fine, but..." -- Jenny

"There are some things I can just smell. It's like a 6th sense."
"Well, actually, that would be one of the five." -- Principal Snyder and Giles

"Well, I sort of test well, you know, which is cool. Except that it leads to jobs." -- Oz

"Whatever is causing the Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it." -- Cordelia

"To make a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing." -- Buffy

"Why go to all the trouble to dig up three girls only to chop them up and throw them away? It doesn't make any sense. Especially from a time management standpoint." -- Buffy

"You don't just sneak up on people in a graveyard. You make noise when you walk. You... stomp. Or yodel." -- Buffy

"That was hardly the worst mistake you'll ever make... That wasn't quite as comforting as it was meant to be." -- Giles

"If the apocalypse comes, beep me." -- Buffy

"So tell me about your dream. As a Psych major, I'm qualified to go, 'hmmm.'" -- Riley'

Buffy: "No actual witches in your witch group?"
Willow: "No. Bunch of wanna blessed be's. Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones."

Willow: "Is there anything you don't know everything about?"
Giles: "Synchronized swimming. Complete mystery to me."

Buffy: "Willow, you're a gay woman! And he... isn't."
Willow: "This isn't about his physical presence! It's about his heart."
Anya: "His physical presence has a penis!"

Buffy: "What if their problems are weird and tricky?"
Xander: "I think you underestimate your familiarity with the world of weird and tricky."

Principal Wood: "I couldn't bust a move in high school, let alone someone's ass."

Buffy (to Peter): "Do you know how lame this is? Bored teenage boys trying to raise up a demon. Sorry it didn't show. I bet it's because you forgot the boombox playing some heavy metal thing, like... Blue Clam Cult? I think that's the key to the raising of lame demons."

And let us not forget the fabulous musical:

Anya: "He snores."
Xander: "She wheezes."
Anya: "Say housework and he freezes."
Xander: "She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe."
Anya: "I talk, he breezes."
Xander: "She doesn't know what 'please' is."
Anya: "His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!"

Okay, kinda got carried away... can you tell I'm bored at work? :-)

[sabrinamari.livejournal.com]

I'm enjoying it!

Buffy rules.

[seedmoon.livejournal.com]

Those are great. What is your source?

There are many that are quite funny but I think my fav Buffy quote isn't humorous. Its simply Buffy speaking to the potentials, trying to show a point after she killed the first uber-vamp they encountered:
"I am the thing that monsters have nightmares about."