Now that we've finally clarified that...

[sabrinamari]

Forty-five minutes into getting ready to go out. I am still not ready.


Michael: I will be bathed and ready in twenty minutes.

Sabrina: Yeah, you have that boy thing.

Michael (glancing into his pants): I do, but my penis has nothing to do with it.

Sabrina: Yes, it does.

Michael (impatiently): No, it doesn't! It's the testosterone, not the penis!

Comments

[wgseligman.livejournal.com]

It takes him twenty minutes to wash it? Hey guy, save some for Sabrina!

[rainbear.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

[onyxtwilight.livejournal.com]

This may explain why I am rarely ready on time. :-)

[ingridsummers.livejournal.com]

And, why I almost am always on time. I can be showered and dressed in 20 minutes - sometimes less. I'm really a boy just wearing a girl body this time round.

(Don't get me wrong, I like being a girl, but there are still a few boy hold-overs.)