Magnificently twisted

[sabrinamari]

I laughed so hard reading the article below that I fell over on my bed. I have never heard of this woman, but I love her. She is deeply twisted, very explicit, hilariously funny, and just...magnificent.

1. Don't read this at work.

2. Do not drink ANYTHING while reading the last 13 sentences. You will shoot it out your nose if you do.

3. Don't click if you think you might be offended. Because you might. Seriously. Just because I love it doesn't mean it's a good idea.

http://nicoleisbetter.com/re-prioritizing-my-goals-13-first-sentences-and-the-myth-of-“balance”

Comments

[evcelt.livejournal.com]

I totally would buy that book.

[sabrinamari.livejournal.com]

...the minute it comes out.

[showingup.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious.

(Though I am weirded out by the idea of shaving the vagina. Wouldn't there be a horrifying amount of blood and serious internal damage?*)









* (Yes, I know it's just that a horrifying proportion of people just don't know that the vagina is the bit inside the body...)

[sabrinamari.livejournal.com]

Ow.

[sabrinamari.livejournal.com]

COMPLETELY AWESOME ANNIVERSARY CARD!

On a related theme, we've decided that we are best described by that line from Book of the Month: "I am the circus/he is the freak"...

http://www.alwaysontherun.net/lovage.htm#8

[arielmn.livejournal.com]

I want this as a coffee table book, so people page through it and try to mask their feelings!!

[sabrinamari.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that be fun?

I almost died laughing reading the first line of Chapter 7. Seriously, I couldn't breathe for awhile.

[ingridsummers.livejournal.com]

There is something about the final goal that makes me happy. I wonder what spouse would say if I propose this as our goal to reach together?

[sabrinamari.livejournal.com]

"Hell, yeah!"

Bill is not stupid.