Election Night is El Dia de los Muertes---the Day of the Dead

[sabrinamari]

So get your sugar candy skulls, one for everybody, and set out photographs of your beloved dead (with marigolds decorating the altar if you are lucky enough to have access to any). and put really yummy foods out for them and eat dinner next to the altar and...

...get a big candy skull for George Bush and one for Cheney, labeled appropriately. THEN:

1. Squish them, crush them, grind them down!

OR

2. Get squirt guns and slowly dissolve them over the course of the election returns! Thank you, bluestarturtle, (George Marvil) for that suggestion.

OR

3. Eat them! Destroy them, consume them in a frenzy of cannabalistic destruction!!!!

Just a few suggestions for the joyful celebration of this great Pagan holiday.

Comments

[tigira.livejournal.com]

*giggle* I like that.

[oakleaves.livejournal.com]

Oh, the irony.

(I sent my absentee ballot two weeks ago! Woohoo!)

[willowoak.livejournal.com]

I think I like George's suggestion best. The only difficulty may be finding the sugar skulls. I know I've got a squirt gun somewhere...

Gag me with a silver spoon!

[elphaba-of-oz.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't eat Bush's skull or Cheney's skull if they were the last skulls on earth. Long pig should be eaten with relish. Canibalistic activity shouldn't make the canibal want to puke her guts up.

I suggest shipping the the Bush skull to Crawford Texas to garden and play golf until it gets melanoma from the UV rays beaming down through the ozone-depleted atmosphere. We should send Cheney skull to the Cayman Islands to launder some of the money Halliburton "earned" by overcharging all the US tax payers who struggle to support large families on minimum wage.

Maybe I'll just set them in the bathtub and pee on them.

Re: Gag me with a silver spoon!

[elphaba-of-oz.livejournal.com]

I apologize for the spelling.