Great quotes from today

[sabrinamari]

About going to work while ill, from my bunny the funeral director:

"It's probably the best thing I could do. Body cavity fluid will kill anything."

Also:

'I never lie because it's too much work [to remember what you've said]...integrity through slack."


From my roommate:

"He is a beautiful fireman with a fabulous pole."

Thinking about tomorrow's visit to the volunteer fire department's open house:

"I hope lots of firemen aren't gay."

Comments

[vgnwtch.livejournal.com]

'I never lie because it's too much work [to remember what you've said]...integrity through slack."

Lying is hard work. I try to avoid hard work.

"I hope lots of firemen aren't gay."

No, she just needs some of them to be straight/bi. Preferably nice, funny, kind, honest, sexy ones. It isn't much to ask.