Laughing so hard I am almost weeping...over a rude, raunchy, terrible, wonderful song...

[sabrinamari]

My brother sent me an amazing compilation CD of power and beauty (I think made by his friend G.)---on which there are many songs of joy, sorrow and grace on it. I love this CD! But there is one song----supposedly sung by a dog about his ability to pleasure himself---that is so rude, so clever, so well-written and so unbelievably funny that I think I might inadvertently spit up an internal organ if I am not careful. I mean, it's unbelievable. It was written by a genius.

I am really tempted to put the lyrcis into a well-filtered post. But it is so, so, so unbelievably rude. I mean---*rude*. On the other hand, I am trying to think of something funnier and I just can't. From now on, when I am bummed I will put this song on endless play and laugh myself into a fit.

So, time for a new filter. I'll post it on the new filter, but I'll only expose you to this song if you *request* to be on the filter. It will be the "unbelievably funny and rude* filter. I mean, this is RAUNCHY!

Drooling and spitting with laughter.....

Comments

Ummm...

[owllady13.livejournal.com]

At the risk of *totally* exposing myself for what I really am:

Please add me to that list!!!

Thank you.

There I No Hope For Me, Anyway

[wild-place-king.livejournal.com]

I hereby formally request a place on your list. G

[tigira.livejournal.com]

Please include me on that list. I'm already looking forward to the laugh.

Re: Ummm...

[wild-place-king.livejournal.com]

No offense intended... You've been exposed for q while, now. >;->>

[oakleaves.livejournal.com]

:) Me too?

[oakleaves.livejournal.com]

Oh... and I owe you a phone call...

[deboranter.livejournal.com]

oh i must hear this. add me please!

[pzoet.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see those lyrics!

[padmaclynne.livejournal.com]

i'd like to be in the "unbelievably funny and rude" filter, please.

[sidhne.livejournal.com]

Me, too, please?

me too!!!!!

[gwisteria.livejournal.com]

i want on the raunchy you rake list.

[vgnwtch.livejournal.com]

Looking at the responses, I'm wondering if there's anyone on your friends list who doesn't want the unbearably raunchy lyrics. You can cross me off the ever-dwindling list of Those Who Would Be Offended.

[treesong.livejournal.com]

i could use a good laugh... add me, too. please? ;)

Was ther ever any question?

[elphaba-of-oz.livejournal.com]

Yes I DO want to be part of your filter for filth, smut and degredation.

[onyxtwilight.livejournal.com]

Like you even have to ASK. Me, me, me! >:-)

[herne-in-ak.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you're enjoying the genius that is Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog.;)
As to the rest of the CD, I hope you are enjoying it as well. Yet more to talk about!

[skyefyr.livejournal.com]

Me too!!!

[seedmoon.livejournal.com]

You know me.
I belong on that list.

In fact, I believe such a list should deservedly be named after me.
:P

I look forward to seeing the lyrics of said song. I could use a good laugh. Plus I am curious to see what falls under your definition of "unbelievably rude and raunchy".

Re: Ummm...

[owllady13.livejournal.com]

And here I was thinking I had hidden it so well, too! Mus tpractice more, me thinks! :o)

[eponacrony.livejournal.com]

add me please:-)

[evilbunny.livejournal.com]

Do I really need to ask? :-D

Add me, please!

*hugs*

[cernunnos1956.livejournal.com]

Please add me to your RUDE list!
;-)

[sligoe.livejournal.com]

Could I also be added?...................however unseemly, I need a good laugh!

[dragonflycai.livejournal.com]

oo, me please! *waves* I'd love a rude raunch laugh. :)

Thanx.

[frodo-jim.livejournal.com]

Add me add mee...

[citabria]

Rude and raunchy? You're counting me in, right? ;)

Sign me up

[methastra.livejournal.com]

Sign me up too! Or just email me an MP3 of it! :-)